Murid : "Pak Guru, kaluk orang nyolong, tapi niatnya baik, yaitu buat menolong orang lain, njuk hukumnya apa ?"
Pak Guru : "Yang namanya pengadilan, hanya bisa menghukumi hal-hal
yang terlihat. Yang namanya barang bukti, adalah bukti material, foto,
dokumen, rekaman dst. Soal niat, wegah, wedi, aras2en, purak2 dst itu
barang ghoib, tersimpan dalem hati. Jadi ndak bisa dihukumi. Ghoib iku
barang sing ora katon. Selain conto2 mau, uga jin, setan, demit lan
genderuwaow. Nek pelaku kejahatan ngomong olehe berbuat mateni merga
dikongkon setan, ya sing dihukum pelaku kuwi dudu setan-e, he he he."
Murid : "Njuk bila ada selebriti, pembawa acara kondang bilang, bahwa wanita muslim tak harus berhijab. Dia juga berkata, bahwa hijabnya ada di hatinya. Kira2 hukumnya gimana ya, Pak Guru ?
Pak Guru : "Ya sami mawon muridku yg cerdas. Hati orang mana tahu, tenanan, enda kusuma utawa ndobis. Hijab hukumnya udah jelas. Tersurat di dalem al Qur'an, Surah (Chapter) an Nur (The Light), verse 31, yang bermakna : And tell the believing women to reduce [some] of their vision and guard their private parts and not expose their adornment except that which [necessarily] appears thereof and TO WRAP [a portion of] their headcovers over their chests and not expose their adornment except to their husbands, their fathers, their husbands' fathers, their sons, their husbands' sons, their brothers, their brothers' sons, their sisters' sons, their women, that which their right hands possess, or those male attendants having no physical desire, or children who are not yet aware of the private aspects of women. And let them not stamp their feet to make known what they conceal of their adornment. And turn to Allah in repentance, all of you, O believers, that you might succeed."
Murid : "Waah, Pak Guru trendy, pakek bahasa Inggeris. Kereen. Njuk kaluk lembaga KPK ndak menerusken audit investigasi BPK ke pengadilan, gara2 ndak menemukan niat buruk, hukumnya apa dong ? Njuk Mbak Najwa Shihab mengataken, bahwa perempuan muslim ndak perlu berhijab, karena dia misalnya, rumangsa bahwa hatinya sudah berhijab gimana, Pak Guru ?
Pak Guru : "Muridku yang pinteer, penjelasan sudah aku berikan. Silahken ditarik kesimpulan sendiri. Ben tambah pinter."
Murid : "Njuk brartii ? KPK pakek metode KIRA2, ya ? Mbak Najwa Shihab pakek metode Ge eR ? Mekaten nggih, Pak Guru ?
Pak Guru : "As embuh, simpulna dewe.."
Murid : "Jadii, brartii, BPK itu bener apa salah ?"
Pak Guru : "Duhai muridku yg suka ber-purak2. Ini pengajian agama, bukan diskusi politik."
Murid : "Njuk bila ada selebriti, pembawa acara kondang bilang, bahwa wanita muslim tak harus berhijab. Dia juga berkata, bahwa hijabnya ada di hatinya. Kira2 hukumnya gimana ya, Pak Guru ?
Pak Guru : "Ya sami mawon muridku yg cerdas. Hati orang mana tahu, tenanan, enda kusuma utawa ndobis. Hijab hukumnya udah jelas. Tersurat di dalem al Qur'an, Surah (Chapter) an Nur (The Light), verse 31, yang bermakna : And tell the believing women to reduce [some] of their vision and guard their private parts and not expose their adornment except that which [necessarily] appears thereof and TO WRAP [a portion of] their headcovers over their chests and not expose their adornment except to their husbands, their fathers, their husbands' fathers, their sons, their husbands' sons, their brothers, their brothers' sons, their sisters' sons, their women, that which their right hands possess, or those male attendants having no physical desire, or children who are not yet aware of the private aspects of women. And let them not stamp their feet to make known what they conceal of their adornment. And turn to Allah in repentance, all of you, O believers, that you might succeed."
Murid : "Waah, Pak Guru trendy, pakek bahasa Inggeris. Kereen. Njuk kaluk lembaga KPK ndak menerusken audit investigasi BPK ke pengadilan, gara2 ndak menemukan niat buruk, hukumnya apa dong ? Njuk Mbak Najwa Shihab mengataken, bahwa perempuan muslim ndak perlu berhijab, karena dia misalnya, rumangsa bahwa hatinya sudah berhijab gimana, Pak Guru ?
Pak Guru : "Muridku yang pinteer, penjelasan sudah aku berikan. Silahken ditarik kesimpulan sendiri. Ben tambah pinter."
Murid : "Njuk brartii ? KPK pakek metode KIRA2, ya ? Mbak Najwa Shihab pakek metode Ge eR ? Mekaten nggih, Pak Guru ?
Pak Guru : "As embuh, simpulna dewe.."
Murid : "Jadii, brartii, BPK itu bener apa salah ?"
Pak Guru : "Duhai muridku yg suka ber-purak2. Ini pengajian agama, bukan diskusi politik."
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